Well if you talk to me online, or even in person you know that I use a whole slew of words that are thought to be fake or even up! But I’m here today to shed new light on the ancient myths** that have foreshadowed my riotous language. So to do this for you I will present you all with the definitions of a few words which have been forgotten throughout the ages.

1. Melt-face |melt|-|fās|
Adjective

Referring to something that is beyond amazing or cool. Often described as kick-ass to the power of 79 (kickass^79)

Context

I melt face at making shit up!
Also can be used as a verb, like so: Wow, that band Isis really melts face!

History

The term melt-face originated in 732BC in ancient Greece. When various mythological gods allegedly melted the face off of the infamous man named Cadmus Icarus. Everyone in the village thought of Icarus as a nuisance so naturally they thought that the gods kicked ass. From that point on peasants and rich men alike would walk the streets and openly use the term.

2. Hotwheel |hät||(h)wēls|
Noun - Offensive

An offensive term used against people who come from Malaysia

Context

Edrei you’re a fucking hotwheel!

History

The term originated in April of 2007 in an international skype conference. The attendees were from the US, Australia, and of course malaysia. There was some heckle going on about outsourcing and the group came to the conclusion that all things hotwheel are made in Malaysia and that any place that makes hotwheels is considered an unconditional territory of Malaysia. The group also came to the conclusion that the state Iowa is also an undeclared territory of Malaysia.